autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

(Source: amroyounes)

alemonmoonsky:

lalondes:



I’m dying.

alemonmoonsky:

lalondes:

image

I’m dying.

boys-and-suicide:

I made this blog in hopes to gain awareness for boys with Eating Disorders particularly as well as self harm, suicidality, anxiety, depression, and so on. Chances are if you aren’t apart of any of these communities you probably don’t even realize there are a handful of males struggling every day. It’s sad too because lots of us go misdiagnosed and unnoticed even by professionals simply because it’s rare to see boys that suffer with these illnesses. If you could take two seconds to blog this (even if it’s not your blog type) so other boys out there can see this and perhaps bring a smile to their faces. Even if it’s just for a moment to know there’s others out there and I’m working hard to make this known. Thank you.

boys-and-suicide:

I made this blog in hopes to gain awareness for boys with Eating Disorders particularly as well as self harm, suicidality, anxiety, depression, and so on. Chances are if you aren’t apart of any of these communities you probably don’t even realize there are a handful of males struggling every day. It’s sad too because lots of us go misdiagnosed and unnoticed even by professionals simply because it’s rare to see boys that suffer with these illnesses. If you could take two seconds to blog this (even if it’s not your blog type) so other boys out there can see this and perhaps bring a smile to their faces. Even if it’s just for a moment to know there’s others out there and I’m working hard to make this known. Thank you.

stfueverything:

nyooms:

MY FRIEND KEEPS THESE IN HER WALLET IM CRYING

neeeeeed

stfueverything:

nyooms:

MY FRIEND KEEPS THESE IN HER WALLET IM CRYING

neeeeeed

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

(Source: libertysaves)